@athleisure_monk

i couldn’t tell you, officer, they were wearing masks, they could have been any group of armed anthropomorphic turtles

@athleisure_monk

we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy

@athleisure_monk

scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds
mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien