Who called it a Viking burial at sea and not a gravey boat?
Spices were first brought to Europe in the Middle Ages, and some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.
My friend never knew the difference between ‘infer’ and ‘imply’ which was never an issue until he opened a club called Disco Implyno
[at fire-station]
“I’m putting together a naked firemen calendar and wondered if you guys would like to be involved?”
“Sure. What charity is it for?”
“Charity?”
First rule of double entendre club is please let us know if you’re coming
RIP the dinosaurs. Can’t believe it’s 65 million years already.
Always in my thoughts
If your partner says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new,” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in a traffic jam