@mrsauntiepam

It isn’t enough to know you liked my tweet. I need a play by play. I want Twitter to tell me “Carl saw your tweet”. “Carl misinterpreted your tweet and had to read it again.” “Carl is now laughing at your tweet.”

@mrsauntiepam

Lookit me! Getting out of bed! Paying bills! Avoiding eye contact with the laundry!

@mrsauntiepam

Yep. Didn’t think about how much lemon jello shots would look like urine samples.

@mrsauntiepam

Been doing a lot of soul searching as of late and still have not found that darn thing.