@nettie0918

The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you would actually kill me.

@nettie0918

That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it’s still the same principal that had to call your parents.

@nettie0918

Fastest way to occupy bored kids is to announce we are going to clean

Voila

Suddenly they all remember plans they’ve forgotten

Ah quiet

@nettie0918

I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn’t care…..

Ceiling fan: 6
Me: 0