I love you more than you know!
I know I don’t deserve you, but trust me if you stay, I will spend all my procrastination on you to keep lying in my bed.
Your unconditional lover
No one ever hated their job on a Friday!
Yes, for the fifth time, I can hear you on this Zoom call! even though I don’t wanna!
Airlines need to freakin’ make up their mind abt the temp of the plane once n for all.
1st flight was so freakin’ cold, I could see my soda freeze as I was drinking it n now the 2nd one is throwing so much hot air like I wanna lie naked rn!!!
Girlfriends are always complaining, you don’t remember this, you don’t remember that!!
Well we are men, not memory foam!
If I were to give myself the award for being the laziest person on Earth, I’ll do it tomorrow.