January has been Januweary
A dating app where they just match you up with somebody with an identical credit score is yours
I watched DJ Khaled on SNL and I still have absolutely no idea what it is he does exactly.
If a panda was coming after me to kill me I don’t think I’d even try to stop it. It would be an adorable death and my family would have a great story for decades.
I don’t care what Bruce Lee said, entering a dragon is just poor advice.
I’m starting to think some of you might be taking marijuanas