When I say “seriously!” with either of the eyebrows raised, it could be a thinly disguised euphemism for wtf!!!
The enema of your enema is your friend!
~ Autocorrect wisdom
The skeletons in my closet are making inappropriate sexual advances at the monsters under my bed!
Pronounces daughter like laughter because cool dad
[There could only be a finite number of possible outcomes to a situation that you are likely to face tommorrow]
Your Anxiety: ummm lets see!