My boyfriend and I got couples tattoos today!!!!
PLEASE do not tell my husband
U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg
Unless u only have one leg… Then you’re good
Clitorusaurus: A dinosaur never discovered by man
I may not look good naked, but I’m a beautiful person on the insi….
Hahahaha just kidding
I look great naked
I wish I was 7’9″ so my BMI would be normal