@BucMarvin

People find me confusing because I sometimes use the wrong potatoes in my sentences.

@BucMarvin

If Bugs Bunny was as sarcastic in real life as he was in the cartoons I’d be like, “HOLY SHIT A TALKING RABBIT!”

@BucMarvin

It must be very traumatic for my wife to be at work knowing I’m home alone getting bread crumbs on the kitchen counter.

Let’s pray for her.

@BucMarvin

Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of World Records as being the book with the most world records.