My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.
He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street.
I’m not telling you how to raise your kids, Phil. I’m just saying..fire is dangerous and babies can’t juggle.
Before murdering someone ask yourself: Am I justified? Will I find forgiveness? Did I pay for the shovel in cash?
My ex-wife and I broke up over religious differences. I was agnostic and she was Satan.