I bought a small box on amazon and unsurprisingly it came in a large box
I’m not telling you how to raise your kids, Phil. I’m just saying..fire is dangerous and babies can’t juggle.
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If Mitt Romney was president, we’d blame everything on him. “Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn’t this cold when Obama was president.”
When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay.
Whenever the Starbucks guy asks for my name I laugh and whisper “I’m seeing someone”
Some of my best friends started out as bad choices.
is it rude to throw a breath mint in some ones mouth while they are talking?
if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity
It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am.