@MohitSharmaSays

I bet in 2000 years they are gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a Nokia still on half battery.

@MohitSharmaSays

When one door closes another one opens. … Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that’s how doors work…!!

@MohitSharmaSays

I went to bed last night and my brother came out of the closet and scared the shit out of me, I forgot we were playing hide and seek…

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Last week I chopped my neighbour’s tree and now it’s growing back because his-tree repeats itself…

@MohitSharmaSays

I think Newton was actually hit by pigeon shit when he discovered gravity.. Falling of apple was just a ‘dignified’ cover up…!!

@MohitSharmaSays

I hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off.