@TweetToTheVoid2 Twitter was down earlier. I tried telling jokes on Grindr but it wasn’t as satisfying
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@TweetToTheVoid2 I don’t understand Christian heavy metal. Like why are they so angry for Jesus?
@TweetToTheVoid2 Me: Two men enter, one man leaves
Friend: Do you have to say that every time you drop me off at work?
@TweetToTheVoid2 When you’re in the hospital on morphine, a fun game to play is “were my eyes closed for 20 seconds or 2 hours”
@TweetToTheVoid2 Couldn’t remember my cute doctor’s name so I just called him
