Gentleman, want to make your lady feel special? Place her picture in the kitchen, and write employee of the month.
She’ll love it! Follow me for more relationship tips
What do you call someone who only believes 12.5% of the Bible?
An eighteist.
c’mon!
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repaired
What’s the game you play that when you lose you never regret it?
Russian roulette.
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new record!
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shit just got real
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me
I’m not lazy
shut up and take my money
