mechanics be like
There needs to be a Yelp for coworkers:
Gary in Accounting – 3.2/5 Stars “He can’t read emails for shit, but he’ll occasionally bring in donuts for everyone”
SURVIVAL TIP: IF LOST IN THE WOODS, BUILD A SHELTER. THE TAX COLLECTOR WILL BE THERE SHORTLY.
My wife asked me, “How do I look?”
I said, “With your eyes.”
I almost lost mine.
The self checkout lane was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
I don’t know what to do
Britain be like
any last words?
courtroom exchange of the day
what’s more important?