clark kent’s honeymoon starts on a down note
The school phoned me today and said, “Your son’s been telling lies.”
I replied, “Well, tell him he’s bloody good – I ain’t got any kids!”
Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro’s grave..
Must be a communist plot.
mountain lion attacks are on the rise. especially in california. be prepared!
Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn’t want to waste time on things that don’t matter.
He runs Facebook.
If you go to jail for tax evasion, you are living off taxes for not paying taxes.