DESK CLERK: You want cabin #5 or #6? ME: What’s the difference? DESK CLERK: Mostly just the names. ME: What’s #5 called? DESK CLERK: “Eden in the Woods.” ME: And, #6? DESK CLERK: “The Bear’s Lunchbox.” ME: I think #5. DESK CLERK: Smart choice.
I just used Quandary in casual conversation, like some sort of philosophical genius, and everyone laughed and then I ran back to my computer to make sure I used it correctly and I did, so you may call me Professor.