What idiot called it an engagement ring instead of a Kneel Diamond?
All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family*
getting down to this… sick… beat
*widow rolls eyes*
He died doing what he loved, my now ex-wife
There are exactly 2 options for headphone cord sizes:
1. Headphone users have torsos?
2. Giraffe strangler
Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I’m not keepin some commie cat