dropping acid is irresponsible like damn bro don’t be so clumsy
“you smell good” yeah bro i’ve had a nose my whole life
wtf is a larm clock?
you can run but you can’t hide
*explaining the difference between tag and hide and seek*
My mom used to feed me soap as a reward for saying bad words.
People hate on frozen pizza. It’s tough on the teeth, but so refreshing on a hot summer day.
calling dibs, but dibs never calls me back 🙁
just rolled a joint. it was my ankle.