Just added something to my bucket list.
Those are good neighbors.
A man of commitment.
Uh oh…
I wish this was real life…
WTF IS THAT!
You can tell by a woman’s feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn’t.
I’ll never just put the seat down; the lid’s going down with it. If I gotta work, so does she.