Frog: WAKE ME UP!
Snake: Wake me up inside!
Swedish for common sense.
“How you like dem apples?”
“Just shut up and eat, Frank.”
No, I don’t think I will.
This could’ve been an email.
I bet birds love this building.
These work great until they don’t.
Not recommended for beginners.
New tinder profile pic
Challenge accepted.
I highly suggest that you do not google that term.
It tastes nothing like bourbon btw
The future is now.
Nobody likes a quitter, Glenn.
*watches the world burn*
I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
Tony Hawk, age 6
They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Because I didn’t know any better, I always sang “bowels of holly” as a kid.
Why did they think the horses would be able to reconstruct Humpty? They don’t have any engineering/surgery knowledge, or thumbs, for that matter.