Your Daily Dose Of Unadulterated Funny Tweets
“You do you” is the nicest way to call someone an idiot.
I found an old avocado under the seat of my truck yesterday. It was guacamoldy.
*pokes head out of dressing room* uh yeah, i can’t find a single bottle of ranch in here
*pokes head out of dressing room*
uh yeah, i can’t find a single bottle of ranch in here