As a general rule of thumb, I avoid pinky promises.
Be the reason someone prefers the company of animals.
Who called the feminine product brand “Always” instead of “Periodically”?
“Sleep when you’re dead”… well this weekend consider me the dearly departed.
Only wearing tennis skirts from now on and frankly disappointed in myself for not thinking of it sooner.
A new reality show “So You Think You Don’t Suck at Singing” where contestants vie for priority access to their local karaoke circuit
Welcome to your 40s, the kiddos finally let you sleep in but your bladder won’t allow it.