@videojame_

we’ve tasted blood now. celebrities must fight to the death for the oscars from now on

@videojame_

writers love saying things like “he had a toothy grin” what is a toothy grin. just making shit up. “he walked feetily into the kitchen” that’s how you sound

@videojame_

too many boring kid names like “chris” and “logan” if i had a kid i’d name him something badass like “the shovel”

@videojame_

wild how someone lied about how they got pregnant 2000 years ago and now i have an air fryer