So it turns out we were both wrong, but the important thing to remember is you were more wrong.
Don’t watch nature documentaries with me unless you want more information than the narration provides.
She was attractive, like poultry on a commemorative stamp.
“The three ingredients found in every kitchen.” This recipe is making some fancy assumptions about my kitchen.
“The three ingredients found in every kitchen.” This recipe is making some fancy assumptions about my kitchen.
It’s my potent alchemy of humility and charisma that has you off-kilter. Give yourself a moment to adjust.
Betrayal Treasury, Age 5:
Instead of ice cream after my tonsillectomy, a lime popsicle, the texture of which I do not enjoy.
Contact me if there’s an emergency. This includes if you’re planning on giving your pet a stupid name.