@AnneHatfieldVO

You overpack for vacation and most of the stuff you don’t even wear, but your clothes need a vacation too. They seem to enjoy it.

@AnneHatfieldVO

You can take your favorite hat on vacation or you can take a junk hat in case you lose it. I have forgotten both.

@AnneHatfieldVO

I’m wondering if other dogs are afraid of Saint Bernards. Not like dog fighting, but morally.

@AnneHatfieldVO

“Drat!” Annie felt the unwelcome creep of human emotion intrude upon her sensible agenda.

@AnneHatfieldVO

Are you a guest? No, you aren’t. You live here. *takes away napkin and hands you a paper towel*

@AnneHatfieldVO

You travel 3500 miles to the breathtaking 15th-century mountaintop Inca citadel, Machu Picchu. The gift shop is not great.

@AnneHatfieldVO

Not fat, but not super thin either. I’m more like…what’s the word? Oh, I know. Terrifying.

@AnneHatfieldVO

The card you sent said “Peace on Earth” but the glitter on my hand says you have made a powerful enemy.

@AnneHatfieldVO

[poking you repeatedly in the shoulder] I’ll keep this up until you acknowledge me. I’ve got nowhere else to be.

@AnneHatfieldVO

A Person Who Cares has informed me there’s a helium shortage, which I knew.

She said “it’s not just for balloons,” which I also knew.

She asked me if could even name three other uses for helium, which I did.

It was a tough day for A Person Who Cares.