it’s rude to tell someone they’re incorrect. A more polite response is, “Did you know you’re incorrect?”
Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.
I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.
Slicing an avocado: “I’ll carefully carve two halves then cautiously remove the pit to avoid bruising the fruit.”
Slicing a pineapple: “I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL SPIKEYBOI!”
We rescued an injured coyote once but were totally unprepared for how many Acme products they order.