@ThatBrenna Just for fun, I think I’ll get fitted for a casket and just use it as a coffee table until the big day comes.
@ThatBrenna @ThatBrenna Him: What the hell is a palindrome?
Me: No, it’s not
@ThatBrenna What kind of therapist does a cat see?
A pspspsychologist
@ThatBrenna West Side Story gave me the wrong impression. No one at this gang fight is a good dancer and I’ve been shot in the arm.
@ThatBrenna If you lose a tooth in a bar fight and put it under your pillow, the tooth fairy will leave you $100 because you’re hardcore.
@ThatBrenna *takes cat from pocket of doctor’s coat & holds it over patient*
He has finished his scan. He says he doesn’t like you & you have cancer.