If you think the world revolves around you, you’re either a narcissist or a terrible astronomer.
For once I’d like to be referred to as The Chosen One but not when I’m being identified in a police lineup.
NPR Presents “8-Armed Bandits: Why Octopi Can’t Be Trusted”
– a cephalopodcast
Hunter seeks gatherer for nasty, brutish and short relationship. No weirdos.
People who say “You can’t argue with that” really don’t know me very well.
Who called it an organic buffet instead of a natural selection?
Do Flat Earthers also believe the sun and moon are flat?
Like, is the entire solar system just a mismatched collection of space dinner plates?
If you bring her flowers to apologize, don’t bring them in a vase.
She might still be pissed. No sense in arming her.
I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
I love that Twitter is so international. I can hit “send” & be misunderstood by people all over the world almost instantly.