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Why can’t I be rubied or diamonded. NOOO. I had to be jaded.

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Where there’s a will, there’s a greedy bastard hoping you die.

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Just left WalMart. All the cute well behaved kids must be at Target.

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The Bible Belt – the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store.

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Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all.

@_kayditty

Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all.

@_kayditty

Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all.

@_kayditty

Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all.