Was carded whilst buying wine today and my response was to point out that I was wearing a very sensible cardigan
Strudel me like one of your toaster girls
My mom has more confidence in the people of Oak Island finding the treasure than me finding another husband
Used dog shears to trim my split ends. This is a beauty account now.
My ex once told me not to psychoanalyze him but he left me for a psychologist and I think about this a lot
My Onlyfans is just me drawing venn diagrams and giggling
I hope in my next life I come back as a dog so my pills will be wrapped in cheese