Friend: PUMP THE BREAKS!
Me: YOU CAN DO IT BREAKS! I BELIEVE IN YOU!
Growing up was a huge mistake
chiropractor cracked my back and now im glowing
Boss: It’s a make or break situation!
Me: I’ll take a break then tnx
Me: kill me now!
Murderer, from behind curtain: i was going to surprise you
Friend: *finger guns*
Me: *looks down at finger knives* oh no
Darth Vader: *chops of Luke’s hand* You underestimated what I’d do if you touched the thermostat!
Luke: Wait, you’re my dad?
Amazon Review: Fine tooth comb
★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Comb doesn’t work. My teeth are still messed up. One star.