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A guy on Tinder just asked me what my Social Security Number was. I was so thrown – I’m really not used to men taking an interest in my life.

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The term “baby steps” is so offensive to babies. If you’re a baby, taking a step is the most impressive thing you’ve ever done.

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Things are getting serious with my new boyfriend. Neither of us have slept with anyone else in eleven months (we met last week)

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HBO gave me unrealistic expectations about how many women would be named Siobhan

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I’m fine with premarital sex, but marital sex just seems weird. That’s your roommate. Boundaries.

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The problem with Netflix recommendations is they assume I “liked” a show just because I watched 13 hours of it

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“Eating sugar will only make you feel better for a few minutes!” yeah as opposed to not eating sugar, which will make you feel better for zero minutes

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I do not envy the youth. Imagine starting college in the year 2022: you’re totally pumped, can’t wait for the best 4 years of your life, and then you find out….your roommate is really into crypto.

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“machines will soon be as smart as people” ok but WHICH people