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If you’re cremated, you can’t roll over in your grave. Do you swirl in your urn? What do you do? What. Do. You. Do?

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“How would you like your eggs?”
“Whipped up and inside a chocolate cake please.”

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Started watching the latest James Bond film last night. He’s in Italy in the beginning. Didn’t see one Olive Garden.