Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times.
*decides to workout*
*lays on ground to do sit-up*
*find skittle on ground*
*has to pee*
*gets up to pee*
‘Two can play that game…’
-people who dont understand that’s how games usually work
People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don’t understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind.
The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.
Just saw a bumper sticker that said “supprt your local beaver” or maybe it said “support your local brewer” either way it’s sound advice.