Good for him😉🤣😉🤣😉🤣
What is worse than your GF sending you a text to ” Break Up ” ?
Another text saying ” Sorry, that wasn’t for you ! ”
😂😂😂
If life gives you a cactus that doesn’t mean you have to sit on it.
Haven’t exercised in so long that my Fitbit just sent me a friend request.
I am not a show off and don’t brag about going to expensive places, but just left the gas station with the tank full. 😆
I don’t drink alcohol, I drink spirits.
I’m not an alcoholic, I am spiritual.
Some people wake up to ” I love you” texts and some of us wake up to
” Battery full. Remove charger”.
🤷♂️😆🤷♂️😆
If a man remembers your birthday, saves your pictures and knows your family & friends and shares your memories,
it’s not any man……
It’s Mark Zuckerberg