@AnOrangeSNES Facebook should figure out a way to make baby pictures into a renewable source of energy because then we would never have to worry again
@AnOrangeSNES 
@AnOrangeSNES Gonna flirt with an electrician by calling them electrocute
@AnOrangeSNES Yes, my name is Kirk
Yes, my parents were Star Trek fans
Yes, I never heard these questions before
Yes, you are good at icebreakers
@AnOrangeSNES Galactus is about to eat our solar system when he flips over the label
WARNING: CONTAINS MERCURY
“No thanks, I’ll eat something else.”
@AnOrangeSNES Me to me: I’m pretty garbage
Someone complimenting me: You’re so great
Me: You’re absolutely wrongSomeone insulting me: You suck
Me: Listen here you little shit I’m amazing
@AnOrangeSNES Beyoncé: Who run the world?
Me: Oligarchs?
Beyoncé: This really changes my song
@AnOrangeSNES “Murder most fowl!” I scream as the cops pull me away from the many duck corpses. They explain I misunderstood Hamlet while arresting me.
@AnOrangeSNES Corn mazes should just be called maizes from now on
@AnOrangeSNES [first date]
{don’t let him know you’re a psychic}
{don’t let her know you’re a psychic}
{we’re both psychic?}
{yeah}
{cool let’s bang}
{k}
@AnOrangeSNES Lady Doritos was my favorite character in Macbeth