Don’t you hate it when you’re on your way to join the circus and you accidentally get married and have 3 kids?
Baking powder gets most stains out of carpets and upholstery. Does anybody know how to get baking powder out of carpets and upholstery?
I never feel more productive than when I’m watching cleaning videos.
People obviously have widely different levels of intelligence. There are complicated spy movies that you’re supposed to understand every nuance of without much explanation, but then you pick up an aspirin bottle and the directions say, “Do not put in ear.”
I cleaned the outside of our stainless steel refrigerator, and now we can never touch it again.
Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.
Cleaning takes hours of backbreaking labor. But you can apologize for the mess without ever leaving the comfort of your favorite chair.
I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.
I thought I was losing weight but it’s just my hair getting thinner.
Menopausal symptoms can be fatal. They almost killed my husband.
My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.
I’m definitely getting on top of the laundry. It’s a great place to nap.
We have a 19-year-old cat. At least we think so. He sometimes lies about his age.
I can’t divorce my husband right now. I just ordered a new cabinet from Ikea.
What kind of crime would I have to commit in order to get the FBI to come in here and dust?