@OnlyFastEddie

I stick pins and needles in the people I don’t like because can’t afford voodoo dolls.

@OnlyFastEddie

Finished christmas shopping for my entire family.

*walks out of pharmacy*

@OnlyFastEddie

The closest I’ve ever come to winning anything was that time I got picked from a lineup at the station.

@OnlyFastEddie

Halloween and Valentine’s day are pretty much the same thing… people dress up and pretend to be someone they’re not for some sugar

@OnlyFastEddie

I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no… the job interview didn’t go very well.