“Are you listening to understand or to be right?”
~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions
“Finish your peas. Kids in China are starving”
“Finish your math. Kids in America are cheating off the Asian kids”
I finally got my first interview since moving to the US. Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than “you’re out of batteries”
*men apologize for their weakness*
*women apologize for their strength*
*aliens probe neither*
Doesn’t get paid: has popcorn and vodka martinis for dinner.
Gets paid: has popcorn and raspberry vodka martinis for dinner.
“Houston we … are fine.”
Female astronaut probably
If the radius of a pizza is Z and the thickness is A, then the volume of pizza is PI x Z x Z x A. #asianshowingoff