I was gonna post a picture of my breakfast but I can’t get the gummy bears to sit up straight.
I create my own luck. Also, my own problems. I’m very creative.
People say I’m hard to get hold of but my fax machine is always on.
My mind has been wandering so long, we’re pretty much in a long-distance relationship.
On the news: there’s a shortage of maternity-ward staff.
You could say it’s a bit of a…*looks away*
Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, ‘high ho.’
I’m too old to still be “getting too old for this.” I’ve arrived.
No, whenever there’s trouble YOU seem to be around…officer.
If you’re using YOLO to justify doing something stupid, remember you only DIE once too.
Relationship status: my period comes more often than I do.