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I was gonna post a picture of my breakfast but I can’t get the gummy bears to sit up straight.

@breatheandlove

My mind has been wandering so long, we’re pretty much in a long-distance relationship.

@breatheandlove

On the news: there’s a shortage of maternity-ward staff.

You could say it’s a bit of a…*looks away*

*mumbles*

MIDWIFE crisis!

(…sorry.)

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Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, ‘high ho.’

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I’m too old to still be “getting too old for this.” I’ve arrived.

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If you’re using YOLO to justify doing something stupid, remember you only DIE once too.

Inspirational tweet.