@ellewasamistake

velma: this man has been dressing up as a ghost and haunting the amusement park at night

judge: look, that’s really weird but you were still trespassing on his property

@ellewasamistake

i aspire to be the type of grandparent my grandkids can differentiate from a wolf wearing a nightgown

@ellewasamistake

velma: another mystery solved gang. there’s no such thing as the supernatural, just ol’ fashioned trickery

scooby doo, the talking dog: rol’ rashioned rickery

@ellewasamistake

me: onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table

waiter: white or red

me: *trying to impress my date* whichever onion the chef prefers

@ellewasamistake

i aspire to be the type of grandparent that my grandkids can differentiate from a wolf wearing a nightgown

@ellewasamistake

velma: another mystery solved gang. there’s no such thing as the supernatural, just ol’ fashioned trickery

scooby doo, the talking dog: rol’ rashioned rickery

@ellewasamistake

i aspire to be the type of grandparent that my grandkids can differentiate from a wolf wearing a nightgown

@ellewasamistake

morpheus: you can take the red pill, or the blue one

me: *slapping them onto the ground* winners don’t do drugs

@ellewasamistake

so no-one told you life was gonna be this way *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot*