@jonnysun

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not wordle, just some fried rice ☺️

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holiday horror movie idea: you have 10 days to complete a completely reasonable task that takes 20 minutes to do

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a person who loves cats is not a cat person theyre a dog person who loves cats. a cat person is sombody who is completley apathetic to cats

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museum guide: america was founded on july 4, 1776
me: [nodding sagely] ah yes so its a Cancer. this explains everythig

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its always terifying when im alone in my apartment and i hear a small child’s voice say “hello” becuase i dread making smalltalk

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*being wrestled away from mall santa by security* u hav TWO WEEKS until deadline and ur out here doing PHOTO OPS?! WHOS DOINGE THE REAL WORK

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nothing is funny anymore becuase nothing is normal anymore. i saw a pigeon on the subway today and thought “how did a pigeon make $2.75”

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*sees a baby screaming on the plane* wait– WAIT. WHY IS HE SCREAMING. OH MY GOD WHY IS HE SCREAMING. WHAT DOSE HE KNOW THAT WE DONT

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*kills time while waitimg for train*
oh no with time dead the train will never arrive

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*turns on internet*
computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of others all at once