@10InchesPlus Not sure if you’ll like golf? Walk on a treadmill for four hours under a sun lamp then throw away $75 when you’re done.
@10InchesPlus The hoodie & shorts combo outfit, because you almost understand how body heat works.
@10InchesPlus Shampoo is much more marketable than it’s original name, Shamshit.
@10InchesPlus You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun!
@10InchesPlus I love that sexy thing you do, what’s it called again? Oh yeah, me.
@10InchesPlus When people shorten words for no reason it makes me want to commit murds.
@10InchesPlus Sometimes blank stare is the correct answer.
@10InchesPlus Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.
@10InchesPlus A model train set is the male equivalent of 25 cats.
@10InchesPlus Venus Williams should marry Bruno Mars and become Venus Mars.