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Not sure if you’ll like golf? Walk on a treadmill for four hours under a sun lamp then throw away $75 when you’re done.

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The hoodie & shorts combo outfit, because you almost understand how body heat works.

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Shampoo is much more marketable than it’s original name, Shamshit.

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You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun!

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I love that sexy thing you do, what’s it called again? Oh yeah, me.

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When people shorten words for no reason it makes me want to commit murds.

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Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.