@ColIegeStudent

Me: I need to finish the semester strong

Friend: hey

Me: u right, I should skip class tomorrow

@ColIegeStudent

Parent teacher conferences in college:

Mom: how’s my son doing?
Prof: I’ve never seen this man in my life

@ColIegeStudent

College is like a Dora the Explorer episode; your professor asks a question, stares at you and then answers their own question.

@ColIegeStudent

High school teachers: “Your college profs aren’t going to be as lenient as we are.”

College profs: “Sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come.”