@ColIegeStudent Me: I need to finish the semester strong
Friend: hey
Me: u right, I should skip class tomorrow
@ColIegeStudent @ColIegeStudent “College looks so fun I bet your camera roll is insane”
My camera roll:
@ColIegeStudent Parent teacher conferences in college:
Mom: how’s my son doing?
Prof: I’ve never seen this man in my life
@ColIegeStudent College is like a Dora the Explorer episode; your professor asks a question, stares at you and then answers their own question.
@ColIegeStudent High school teachers: “Your college profs aren’t going to be as lenient as we are.”
College profs: “Sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come.”