“T.G.I.F!” – not Jesus, probably.
Tear gas is the saddest gas.
She blinded me with science. Fine, it was mace, but she sprayed it very scientifically.
Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent.
Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock.
A lion would probably call a Kenyan runner fast food.
My apathy is at an all time whatever.
Everybody wants to change the world, but no one can find a diaper that’s big enough.
My car broke down today. It confessed to a series of hit-and-run murders back in 2006.
If I could be a superhero, I’d be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime.