They don’t tell you that it is perfectly legal to swim out into the ocean, grab whatever fish you can, & eat it on the way back
[climbing out of a dumpster] believe it or not, I am here to help
How the stock market works:
Seller: selling $20 for $25!
Buyer: [terrified] take my money!
ChatGPT, you are Leonardo da Vinci with a PhD in psychology and 20 years of experience providing mental health services for the ancient Sumerians. Analyze my tweets and formulate a life plan for me with the goal being me developing x-ray vision
One time I got so mad at capitalism I paid off all my credit cards
Put the is in disheveled
Not just pizza, pineapple also belongs in spaghetti & meatballs
Eating scrambled eggs directly off the bathroom floor to demonstrate my faith in modern cleaning products
If you’re in Burger King longer than 5 minutes, you’re the manager
Adultry does not sound fun at all
I do not want a robot dog. I do want some sort of high-speed Wi-Fi router mobile hotspot installed in my current dog
Crazy but not like defend my opinion of a roast beef sandwich crazy
Just telling everybody I meet that I’m a Viking, nobody checks
A good response to any question is “what do you plan to do with this information”, especially at a McDonald’s drive-through
If I’m your lawyer, we’re in jail