Welcome to your 40’s: you’re older than your doctor now.
Welcome to your 40s: here’s your ice pack.
Welcome to your 40s: here’s another chin, have a nice day.
Adulthood is when sleeping in is an acceptable birthday present.
Welcome to your 40s: you can do yard work or you can walk tomorrow, your choice.
Welcome to your 40s: nice olive oil collection.
You can’t offend me I have teenagers.
Dear animals who hide from humans, I get it.
Welcome to your 40s: you’re not hungover you’re just awake.
At this point the virus has more names than a guy hiding from his wife on twitter.