@OrdinaryAlso being a work from home parent is hard dude. i’ve been telling my son he has to work hard to be a success in life and now he sees me watch videos of people running from the cops on my phone while i wiggle my mouse every 3 minutes.
@OrdinaryAlso @OrdinaryAlso restaurant hosts will be like “let’s sit them at table 26Bq105” and then a server will just be like “ok follow me”
@OrdinaryAlso carolers: *knock on door*
(Simon Cowell answers the door)
carolers: *gulp*
@OrdinaryAlso pharmacist: are you getting a booster?
me: high chair please.