@OrdinaryAlso

being a work from home parent is hard dude. i’ve been telling my son he has to work hard to be a success in life and now he sees me watch videos of people running from the cops on my phone while i wiggle my mouse every 3 minutes.

@OrdinaryAlso

restaurant hosts will be like “let’s sit them at table 26Bq105” and then a server will just be like “ok follow me”

@OrdinaryAlso

carolers: *knock on door*

(Simon Cowell answers the door)

carolers: *gulp*