@StyloDad

Due to company policies in Canada, some fast food drive-throughs will now present you with the payment machine by taping it to the blade of a hockey stick. I’m not pucking kidding either.

@StyloDad

My wife: I know it’s cold but I want to go for a walk

Me: *takes wife’s hand in mine* Be safe out there…I’ll watch the kids

@StyloDad

[Snow White accepts poisoned IPhone]

Android user: See?

@StyloDad

When I’m old enough, my kids better not leave me alone with a box of Crayolas and anything upholstered