Her: Me: Am I in trouble? Her: Me: I’m in trouble. Her: Me:Bad? Her: Me: Bad Her: Me: Toilet seat up bad or wrong name during sex bad? Her: Me: Calling a lawyer bad?! Her (taking out ear buds): Are you talking to me?
WIFE: Did you take care of that thing I asked you to do? ME: No. WIFE: I’ve asked you at least 10 times. ME: I’ll get it done this afternoon. WIFE: You better. ME (terrified): [has no idea what she asked me to do.]