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What if archeologists just matched the wrong bones and the t-Rex actually had super long arms

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Plot twist a clown family hired a normal guy for their kids birthday party

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A client on the phone accidentally said they love me before they hung up

Not gonna lie it felt good

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Person: you only live once

Me: that is the best news I’ve heard all day

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Stuffs more popcorn in my face*

Why don’t bad guys in movies just paint the red wire green?

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Me: Your cat looks pregnant
Friend: Impossible it’s an indoor cat
Me: What have you done